The Space Between My Ears

haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:36:16 -0400

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day

rikarikki: Holy Freaking Wow. Mountain biking can scare me...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:46:22 -0400

rikarikki:

Holy Freaking Wow. Mountain biking can scare me shitless sometimes, but I’m so excited to get back out there!! Just got to make it through finals week. Then I can get home, tune up the bike, and ride! Nothing quite too intense for me… Yet. Haha!

blink-after-dark: Black and white blog, always follow back

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:08:40 -0400

blink-after-dark:

Black and white blog, always follow back

automotivated: ZN6 Rollin’ (by CullenCheung)

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:43:14 -0400

automotivated:

ZN6 Rollin’ (by CullenCheung)

vaginal-erection: Da pussy gonna eat me

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:42:55 -0400

vaginal-erection:

Da pussy gonna eat me

sodamnrelatable: “mom im so bored” “you can do your homework!”

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:38:43 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

“mom im so bored”

“you can do your homework!”

10knotes: invaderxan: This is a ring made from dinosaur bone,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:53:39 -0400

10knotes:

invaderxan:

This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold.

I feel like this ring probably has supernatural powers.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

frerardruinedmylife: adiostoreadumb: SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:53:15 -0400

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:53:00 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

yamimario: the xbox one conference in a nutshell

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:52:51 -0400

yamimario:

the xbox one conference in a nutshell

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:52:32 -0400

soulofshakespeare: In principals office Principal: Have a seat. Me: Thank you *Picks up chair...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:51:32 -0400

soulofshakespeare:

*In principals office*
Principal: Have a seat.
Me: Thank you
*Picks up chair and leaves*

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:50:33 -0400

withinbegin: Why…

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:58 -0400

withinbegin:

Why…

brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:48:20 -0400

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:48:11 -0400

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:48:02 -0400

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:47:25 -0400

gameandwatch: there’s a species of frog that breaks its own bones to make claws for defense...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:47:06 -0400

gameandwatch:

there’s a species of frog that breaks its own bones to make claws for defense purposes and if that isn’t the most fucking metal thing then i don’t know what is

tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:46:47 -0400

tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

The Space Between My Ears

haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND...

rikarikki: Holy Freaking Wow. Mountain biking can scare me...

blink-after-dark: Black and white blog, always follow back

automotivated: ZN6 Rollin’ (by CullenCheung)

vaginal-erection: Da pussy gonna eat me

sodamnrelatable: “mom im so bored” “you can do your homework!”

10knotes: invaderxan: This is a ring made from dinosaur bone,...

frerardruinedmylife: adiostoreadumb: SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO...

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

yamimario: the xbox one conference in a nutshell

Photo

soulofshakespeare: *In principals office* Principal: Have a seat. Me: Thank you *Picks up chair...

Photo

withinbegin: Why…

brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the...

Photo

gameandwatch: there’s a species of frog that breaks its own bones to make claws for defense...

tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?

soulofshakespeare: In principals office Principal: Have a seat. Me: Thank you *Picks up chair...